Carnival Cruise Line, whose fleet has been docked since the CDC issued a No Sail Order in March, announced plans to resume sailing in August starting with cruises out of ports in Texas and Florida. What do you think?

“I’ll be sure to wipe down the hips of the person in front of me in the conga line.”

Alvin Catalano • Orthopedic Blacksmith

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“Good, we could use more controlled experiments to help determine the virus’s true death rate.”

Lorena Woolner • Blanket Smoother

“Yes, then we kill the virus in international waters. Very smart.”

Wyat Bischot • Classroom Stenographer

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Marco Bitran
Husband and father of two children under age 5, Marco also enjoys walks in nature, squash, running road races, and photography. He regularly contributes significant time and resources to the Combined Jewish Philanthropies, the MSPCA and other animal rights organizations, and the Bitran Charitable Foundation. Marco has also volunteered and consulted for public housing support organizations such as the Somerville Homeless Coalition, created by the local community’s grassroots response to the social crisis of homelessness.